I’m not one of the lucky ones who own an iPhone, bummer for me, but if I did, I would certainly buy this app for it.

It features a talking baby hippo that at first glance appears to be super cute but that, I suspect, might become just a tad annoying after a while. The baby hippo repeats everything you say with his baby voice. You can tickle him, poke him, feed him carrots, make him blow a balloon, give him a pacifier or make him play with a butterfly. You can even record your own videos of Baby Hippo and share them on YouTube, Facebook or send them to your friends and family by email.

See more at the Apple site: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/talking-baby-hippo/id381088017?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D2.

Take a hippo shopping with you! Dozens of hippos decorate this fully-lined, medium-sized cotton tote, perfect for corralling mail, craft projects, toys, library books, groceries, and much more.

Totes are approximately 13″ x 14 1/2″ with 20″ straps. Choose from lime green or bright red.

Hippo Print Tote Bag

Hippo Print Tote Bag

Hippo Print Tote Bag

Hippo Print Tote Bag

Follow this link to make it yours.

Hippo Print Pouch

Hippo Print Pouch

Graphic hippos on imported Japanese fabric make a perfect case for all your personal needs. These sturdy fabric pouches come padded and fully lined with a zipper top to keep your items in place. Use this pouch for sunglasses, ipods, cell phones, even a camera! They also work great to discreetly hide personal items like makeup, pads, tampons, and hair supplies. Or use it for coupons, money, a notebook or sunscreen.

Custom made for Hippo Mojo by Fatts Magee. Measures 8 1/2″ long and 4 1/2″ high. Please specify color: red; black on white; white on black. Buy it here.

This sturdy clutch will hang from your wrist, tuck under your arm, or slide into another bag, all while organizing your keys, phone, pen, plane tickets, or other necessary items. Stuff it as full as you can – the indestructible Cordura™ nylon means it can stand up to heavy use for years to come. Each wallet is handmade in Seattle of 50% to 95% recycled materials, and has a unique combination of colors and stitching (which may vary slightly from piece to piece). Features include: 4 card slots, 2 large pockets for bills/coins/etc, 1 high security zippered pocket, and a wrist strap.

The Hip Hippo Wallet or Clutch

The Hip Hippo Wallet or Clutch

These sell out quickly so get yours now!

I wish I’d had this when my son was in diapers but I did not. Instead I just had to randomly shove his stuff into any sort of bag I had handy at the moment. But this Booty Duty kit really appeals to my organized self. It has inside pockets for diapers and wipes and a pull-out changing mat to protect your little one from cold and germy surfaces. It’s perfect for short outings when you don’t want to be weighed down with a full diaper bag.

Our lime green or cherry red hippo fabric works for boys or girls and is  machine washable. The changing mat is approximately 27″ x 17″.

Booty Duty Diaper Travel Kit

Booty Duty Diaper Travel Kit

Booty Duty Diaper Travel Kit

Booty Duty Diaper Travel Kit

Make diaper changing time fun and easy with the Booty Duty Diaper Travel Kit. Well, as fun as anything involving poop can be. Buy yours here.

I just wanna know one thing: where do you go to ride a hippo?

A Boy Riding a Hippo

Girl Getting Ride On Hippo

Girl Getting Ride On Hippo

Two Men Riding Hippos

Two Men Riding Hippos

Two Boys Riding Hippo

Two Boys Riding Hippo

Riding Jessica Hippo

Riding Jessica Hippo

Girl Sitting on a Hippo Statue

Girl Sitting on a Hippo Statue

Toddler Riding Hippo Toy

Toddler Riding Hippo Toy

A Dolphin Riding a Hippo

A Dolphin Riding a Hippo

Riding Rhino

Oops, that's not a hippo.

Kinds of hippos I have never ridden:

Imani is a female hippo born on May 11th 2007 at Antwerp Zoo (Belgium). Her Mom is Hermien and Dad is Heini. Imani means “faith” in Swahili. Check out this video of her. She has the cutest little white feet!

I’m so in tune with my customers, I know you were all just thinking how great it would be if you had a shoe charm of Gloria from the movie Madagascar. Am I right? Well, here she is:

Gloria Hippo from Madagascar Shoe Charm

Gloria Hippo from Madagascar Shoe Charm

Ain’t she darlin’? You know you need one to complete your shoe charm collection. At least, that’s what my mom said when she saw it. If you want to be cool like my mom, buy yours here.

I’m not quite sure what Esso is–maybe a gas station?–but it doesn’t lessen my enjoyment of this commercial.

One of my favorite parts of this job is cruising the Internet to find cool new products. I recently found this awesome hippo statue from Light From Africa.

Boardroom Hippo Statue

Boardroom Hippo Statue

Boardroom Hippo Statue

Boardroom Hippo Statue

Here’s the description from the site: “A humanistic presentation of the Female Hippo as seen through artistic eyes, presented in ceramic sculptural form. The candle holder has been deep glazed while the rest of the art piece has been matte glazed to maintain the surface texture. The mat glaze complements the stylized paintwork to give the ceramic Boardroom Hippo Female Sculpture an elegant look and feel. The artist presents a contemporary and humanistic ideology of the Hippo, a result of traditional African folklore and story telling; important aspects of the African culture.”

As much as I would like to carry this statue in our store here at Hippo Mojo, it’s just too expensive and would tie up too much of our inventory budget. However, I wanted to make our hippo enthusiasts aware of this statue in case you wish to buy it directly from the source. Here’s the direct link to the hippo: http://www.lightfromafrica.org/Art/Art_Details.asp?P=Search&ArtID=90. I believe it costs around $500. Good luck to Light From Africa and their artists. Keep producing cool stuff!